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420 friendly? Fun guy seeks fit or athletic, open girlie girl for fwb Like dry, sarcastic humor. youll enjoy me!
First the disclosure. PLEASE respond with full body pics and list your hometown. If we meet for dinner and you look nothing like your pic, youre buying me drinks until you do. Only kidding, but it did happen to me. see below.
It shouldnt be this hard should it? Seeking fun gal. nice during the day a little naughty at night or vice versa for those who work evening shifts. Yeah, I have a sense of humor.
Let me begin by saying. LOCAL GALS ONLY. That does not mean ladies from Nigeria or anywhere else beyond 40 miles from Wakefield, MA. Please romance mers dont waste your time.
Hey, my name is and Ill try anything once. o.k. twice if you hold me hostage! Warm hearted, witty, quirky, smhatt and silly, passionate, adventurous guy, thats me.
Are you a "girlie girl?" Love the heels, eye shadow, lipstick and perfume on YOU! TATTOOS AN EXTRA BONUS! MUST ENJOYING KISSING!
My life summary is a combination of Woody Allen and Brooks movies from the 70s and 80s. If you liked Hall and Frankenstein. youll love me! Active, drama free, spontaneous, genuine. no artificial ingredients searching for a LTR. I always thought I was normal until I started this online dating stuff a few months back now Im not so sure.
It seems like weird has become the "norm?" Almost got duped. Imagine, Im falling for a girl, being romantic and she is a he from West Africa? I washed out my mouth with soap, once i figured everything out! We were texting back and forth and then silence on her end. when I asked her what happen? She replied, "I had to urinate," BINGO! women dont use that word, they say "pee," right! Remember, the ending to the movie, TOOTSIE starring Dustin Hoffman in drag. when Langes father ( Durning) thought he was dating a lady (Dustin Hoffman) and then.
Recently, a gal responded to my slist post, we met and shortly after while we had a cocktail in the car, she asked for a commitment of $0? "Huh," I said in puzzlement. She replied, "you mean women make love for free!" I said, "Wait a minute, Im looking for an LTR not a hookup!" "What planet are you from?" I know no nuns or choir boys here but not what I was expecting!
Met a woman at OK Cupid from Cambridge, MA. I thought we were making a connection until after about 70 exchanges she admitted shes really in Montana not Massachusetts. GOOD GRIEF as Brown would say.
Met a gal on another site recently, sent me a pic, told me her photo was taken last September. When we met, I was somewhat startled as I thought it was her mother! What she didnt tell me was the pic from September was 20 Septembers ago! As would say to .iy iy i.
Anyhow, Im a hospitality management professional, looking for a sensual, open minded, fun woman. Like to travel (my suitcase is already packed), take long walks, bowling, roller skating, skiing, ride my (its a bike speed, though) enjoy fine dining, going to the beach, Broadway plays saw Jersey Boys in New York it was awesome! Very handy with the paint brush, enjoy gardening and cleaning, cookouts and conversation with a cocktail and dog walking.
Lost my beloved , a year Tibetan terrier. The photo with him in the red wagon is because he was paralyzed the last year of his life. before that I had a wheelchair custom made for him. We traveled all over the North Shore. On Sundays, we would go into Boston, walk along the and Commons. I cried for 3 months when he died. Gods greatest accomplishment dogs and cats; unfortunately humans are still an unfinished product!
YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME if you like to laugh a lot, kiss, cuddle and spoon under the sheets while enjoying a good movie at home. We may not see most of the movie but who cares!
I tried to be humorous with these true stories only because everyone seems to be too serious and uptight. Life is short. lets have some fun and not sweat the small stuff!
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